They’re probably already coming

G.I. Joe Classified. A six-inch collectible series of highly posable figures from Hasbro. Easily the hottest toy line of 2020 and 2021, their continued romp in to 2022 looks to continue the trend of pre-order sellouts and hard-to-find toy hunts in stores.

These are our Top 5 G.I. Joe Classified figures we want to see soon. We’ve omitted already rumored figures like the twins Xamot and Tomax and their Crimson Guard. But trust us, they would have been on the list.

5) One of the Many Cobra Commander Variations

Yes – we’ve already had three Cobra Commander figures – blue, regal blue, and black-colored. It was the same figure though, simply repainted. But the character is so iconic with different costumes to pick from, how could we not include wanting one, some, or all of those?

Check out these costume variant outfits! Yes, please! NOTE: Brian Flynn (of Super7) has stated publicly that a hooded Cobra Commander figure is not currently allowed by Hasbro. But, we’re still hoping maybe someday.

4) Serpentor with Air Chariot

Make my toy – this, I command!

What do you get when you combine the DNA of the world’s greatest military minds in history? Hopefully someone who agrees that the Cobra Emperor would be a great addition to the G.I. Joe Classified line! And of course – he has to come with the symbolic Air Chariot. And maybe a snake to throw at Duke. This, we command!

3) The Dreadnoks

Ripper, Zarana, Buzzer, Zartan, Zandar, Torch, Monkeywrench

When you can’t pick just one – pick them all! We’ve even figured out a way to make it simple for Hasbro to do.

Three pack #1 – Buzzer, Ripper, and Torch

Three pack #2 – Monkeywrench, Thrasher, Zandar

Three pack #3 – Zanzibar, Road Pig, Gnawgahyde

(Zarana is rumored to receive TWO releases in 2022 and is thus not on this list)

2) Snow Job

We need to support our ginger heroes

Admittedly this one may be a long shot but I want me some ginger snow man action figure love. I would love to see the Classified glow-up they would do on a classic Snow Job and – let’s all be honest for a second – we want some universal 6″ scale ski accessories. This is a win-win for everyone.

1) Doc

Doc, waiting to get the call, AGAIN

It should be a crime that Doc still hasn’t been released as we enter Year 3 of the G.I. Joe Classified line. What is this – the 25th Anniversary all over again? Come on, Hasbro! If anything, Doc represents the heroes of the last two years – the frontline health workers and first responders.

Doc continues to be heavily requested. However, there may be hesitation only in the sense that any “red cross” symbols require licensing/permission from the actual Red Cross organization. But at this point that’s just an excuse. Where’s our Doc, Hasbro?

What figures do you want to see released in G.I. Joe Classified?